I'm inclined to vote Jar-Jar, i'm a fence sitter till I know for ceartain. The only reason I might vote Jar-Jar is C3-PO screams liberal-democrat.
Him and R2-D2 have a very homo-erotic thing going. And 90some percent of the gay population is liberal.
C3-PO is a machine, he doesn't rely upon "intuition", "feeling", or more appropiately "The Force". Sounds like C3-PO is promoting some kindof securalist agenda!
C3-PO is far too passive, no neo-con would let people get away with half as much as C3-PO did. That whole he's a protocol droid excuse is something I'd expect from a panzy waste, un-American, neo-cryptic, pinko, commie, liberal!
C3-PO sounds like from his speech a robotic John Kerry (well more robotic..) taking credit for being a hero when he didn't do much of anything, and turning into a real ass later..
Then again Jar-Jar could be liberal too..
Jar-Jar is said to have African decent. About half the black population is liberal..
Jar-Jar seems to not take action untill someone else tells him too, being a lowly servant dog to the faces we never see but control us. A liberal puppet!
Jar-Jar is obviously atleast a hippy, his attire speaks for itself, and being a hippy can lead you down a slippery slope path to liberalism.
Jar-Jar also has no social skills whatsoever, his ass backward views and inability to cope with simple common sense issues leaves me to believe he's a liberal alien scumbag!
Jar-Jar sounds like one of the more idealistic democrats like Howard Dean, who wants to spend millions of tax dollars on programs to teach kids stuff. Because Lord knows the tax money we've burned now has done wonders for them! Look at how they can't get enough knowledge! I see little Timmy watching SpongeBob right now thirsting for the answers of life!
Yep, if i'm stuck between these two, give me a turban and a ciggerate, cause I'm joining the darkside..
If you REALLY want to see changes in the galaxy you'll endorse the independant canidate! Captain Kirk!
He MUST have our best interest at heart! Those rumors about Trekkies wanting to eradicate us Star Wars people is just rascism and ignorance..
(The line between fact and fiction is disturbingly small..)
