Another non-serious theory: the Attacktix decided to revolt and they shot down all of the Hasbro employees. General Cookie, the Cookie Wookiee, and Defender of New Paradron spent three days talking nicely to the Attacktix until they finally decided that it wasn't worth revolting and all of the Star Wars Attacktix put the poor unconscious Hasbro workers in bacta tanks. But then just as the workers were getting out of the tanks, in came Barney and Friends. Great. Barney and his cohorts used their colorful and bouncy skills of persuasion to convince the Attacktix that it's nice to share and they should share their colorful and bouncy missiles with the Hasbro employees. While the Hasbro gang was busy dodging missiles (this time they weren't caught off guard!) Barney and his gang was busily fighting Defender of New Paradron, General Cookie, and the Cookie Wookiee.
Suddenly, in burst YodaBreaker with his team of Attacktix! Oh no! His squad began busily fighting the revolting Attacktix. Flustered, the Hasbro team ran for the elevators.
"Oh no, they're getting away!" a hologram Yoda shouted.
The bounty hunters pursued the Hasbro guys while the rest of the revolting 'Tix fought side by side with Barney and his gang.
Suddenly, YodaBreaker took a shot to the head. He collapsed and so did all of his Attacktix figures, since they no longer had anyone to lead them.
Now it was just Defender of New Paradron, the Cookie Wookiee, and General Cookie. Actually, it was just Defender of New Paradron and General Cookie, since the Cookie Wookiee was dragging YodaBreaker off to a bacta tank.
Suddenly, Defender of New Paradron became a victim of Big Base Mace's "Stop: We've Got You Surrounded!" technique. He was utterly trapped!
But then, who should enter but Midnight Majick. She smacked one of the figures with her lightsaber. He smacked into another, who smacked into another, and so on and so on until Defender of New Paradron was safe. Er, relatively safe. About as safe as you can be in a room with an average of 244.6615512 Attacktix missiles per square yard.
Then suddenly, one of the Qui-Gons asked, "hey guys, why are we revolting again?"
Knowing the principles of mob psycology, YodaBreaker stuck a head out of his bacta tank and yelled, "you don't have a reason!"
"Hey, we don't!" a TF S2 realized aloud.
Mob psycology took effect and all of the new Attacktix decided not to revolt.
"Wait a minute, we don't have a reason, do we?"
"Nope!"
"No reason at all!"
"Let's stop revolting!"
"Sounds good!"
"Now our fans can play with us!"
"Hey, that's cool! They can!"
"Let's go get the Hasbro guys and tell them to release us!"
"Wait a minute, where'd they go?"
"Zuckuss and the guys are after them!"
"ZUCKUSS! TELL THE GANG TO STOP SHOOTING THE HASBRO GUYS!"
"Don't worry, I told them! I heard! No reason to revolt!"
"Nope!"
"So where's the Hasbro guys, Zuckuss?"
"I'm not sure... they went in the elevator!"
A faint, muffled voice is heard from inside the elevator.
"Help us! The elevator got stuck and we're trapped!"There is very little need to explain the rest.