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Post by Radar on Feb 5, 2006 15:58:50 GMT -5
How about this, say to the 70 year old woman, "I could give you my money....or I could use it to take you out to dinner" , then give her a little wink. That could work. -Radar
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Maverick Kandar
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Post by Maverick Kandar on Feb 5, 2006 16:15:50 GMT -5
Convincingly creepy! Uh, anyways...you could always just de-pants her, and run away while everyone points and laughs.
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boba
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Post by boba on Feb 6, 2006 14:19:21 GMT -5
And you thought Radar was creepy?!
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Post by redemptionrocks on Feb 6, 2006 15:07:41 GMT -5
ew....just ew
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bountyhunter
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Post by bountyhunter on Feb 6, 2006 16:31:58 GMT -5
Oh joy! Dating her and old women in panties I'm goning to go throw up now. Thanks for bringing such joy to my day. lol
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Maverick Kandar
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Post by Maverick Kandar on Feb 6, 2006 19:03:44 GMT -5
LMAO!!! Wow, you guys kill me. So, who enjoyed that little glorious mental image? Joking, joking, guys.
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50sithlords
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Post by 50sithlords on Feb 7, 2006 16:58:22 GMT -5
Shake up a can of rootbeer, open it, spraying it in her face, then punch her in the gut and run away?
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Post by redemptionrocks on Feb 7, 2006 17:56:49 GMT -5
Suddenly go super saiyan and blow them up with a spirit bomb.
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boba
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Post by boba on Feb 8, 2006 11:55:55 GMT -5
Tell her not to be so silly, trying to act hard. How can I take you seriously when your pointing a banana at my head. Then walk away laughing
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Post by redemptionrocks on Feb 8, 2006 13:10:55 GMT -5
Ask her why she is doing this, take her to a dinner like at dennys, Get an understanding of what she is going through, Share Jesus' love with her, Pay for the tab and tip, Give her any remaining money and a bible *if you have it*, and pray about her.
"We can't see past her scarlet letter and we have never even met her" - casting crowns.
This is what we SHOULD do, but chances are we wouldn't.
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kopaka1233
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Post by kopaka1233 on Feb 12, 2006 19:37:43 GMT -5
Take the gun from her and shoot her. duh she's too weak to pull a trigger
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Post by redemptionrocks on Feb 12, 2006 19:52:51 GMT -5
You mistake age for decripitsy
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Post by Radar on Feb 13, 2006 2:37:09 GMT -5
Oh, here's one....say "Grandma!! please don't kill me! Don't you recognize me? Grandma, what ever I did, I'm sorry!!!"
If she's 70, she'll probably wonder....is this my grandson? Then you are free and clear. -Radar
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Post by redemptionrocks on Feb 13, 2006 2:40:04 GMT -5
XD shame on you....I only wish i had of thought of that before.
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boba
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Post by boba on Feb 13, 2006 6:08:44 GMT -5
Say "Ok lady, put the gun down, I have some wool and knitting needles, hmm, you like that? Hmm. You want the knitting needles? Think of all the scarfs you could make. Hmm. You like that? Because you can have them if you want. All you have to do is give me the gun. Then you'll get the knitting needles. There you go." Slowly walk away and forget it never happened.
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