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Post by superflytnt on Jul 7, 2006 14:22:12 GMT -5
If you were walking along the beach and found a Jedi/Sith Holocron, and were instantly endowed with Force Powers and a lightsaber, what would you do?
Would you be the modern-day Superman, righting wrongs and dispensing justice? Would you rob armored cars, banks, and be a general menace to society?
I know what I would do ... how about U?
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Post by greevy on Jul 7, 2006 15:06:09 GMT -5
kick ass
And kill all people who don't like cheese... and have an awesome two bladed purple lightsaber I'd nickname 'lighty' and we'd go crab fishing on the Spanish Mane with hot girls and lots of Orange soda made in Antioch and stuff... then I'd get new episodes of Justice League and Firefly put back on the air through whatever means nessesary. Then I'd join the police and solve crimes and then when criminals would try and flee I'd use the force to lift 'em up by the toes and do a little jig upside down and figure out whether or not I can manipulate my light saber blades in the same manner as I would a baloon animal. Being a Jedi would rock! ;D
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Post by capnfalcon222 on Jul 9, 2006 19:11:56 GMT -5
I would use my lightsaber to butter my toast.
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Post by moats5134 on Jul 9, 2006 19:15:10 GMT -5
i would use my powers to help the world against evil.
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Post by capnfalcon222 on Jul 9, 2006 22:20:42 GMT -5
I would too, but I would have to eat some toast first. and use the force to make my cat fly. and goof off so much that I would forget to save the world.
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Post by Radar on Jul 10, 2006 0:43:23 GMT -5
I would get a job working for the US gov't as a spy/sabatour. I would change the course of human civilization. That would be great.
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Post by superflytnt on Jul 10, 2006 12:06:34 GMT -5
I'd rob armored cars with my lightsaber and use the Jedi Mind Trick "You didn't see anything, and I'm the armored car repairman anyway, It's OK"....
Then I'd sell the lightsaber to the US Government for 10 million dollars, but I'd sell the POWER SOURCE/battery from it to British Petroleum to help mankind by making MP3 players that will play continuously for a thousand years.
Then, I'd give 1/3 of all of my stolen profits to the JoeAttacktix forum family.
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Post by Joe Manzo on Jul 10, 2006 13:05:36 GMT -5
Yes, I am too lazy to use my powers for good. SO I would probably sell the lightsaber for mad cash and use my powers to find the remote control.
Maybe I would become a street magician and levitate myself and others so I can be on cable TV.
I really wouldn't want to become famous... because then I would be swarmed by Jedi-razzi and my life would no longer be plain and simple.
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Post by Ben Kenobi on Jul 10, 2006 15:19:32 GMT -5
I would just keep it quiet. Use the Force in the home to help with stuff, have fun with the saber, stuff like that. Telekinetics would be cool to mess with. Take advantage of Jedi Mindtrick in school. ("No Mrs. Smith, that research report isn't due today." "You're right, Ben, it isn't due today.")
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Post by bobafetch0007 on Jul 10, 2006 18:56:12 GMT -5
I would do the same thing as Ben Kenobi
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Post by capnfalcon222 on Jul 11, 2006 11:14:46 GMT -5
OOOH!! I came up with another idea! I would use the force to play video games without even touching the controller! just force-push the control sticks around and force-push the buttons... that would be a fun party trick!
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Post by redemptionrocks on Jul 11, 2006 15:26:46 GMT -5
I would probly flaunt them for the 1st month or so then id pretty much resume life as normal...also...I noticed only light side powers...did anyone sides me have the idea of using a low lvl of force lightning to power electronics and appliances? I MEAN THINK OF THE SAVINGS...
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Post by superflytnt on Jul 11, 2006 19:58:38 GMT -5
It would be nice to go to Gitmo and tell them "You will tell me what you did in Afghanistan"...
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Post by YodaBreaker on Jul 11, 2006 20:17:01 GMT -5
I'd be tempted to retreat into myself, using the Force to contemplate the mysteries of the universe and study them. Then I'd write grants to study them further, so that my grad students could understand them, too Oh, and then I'd fly myself out to study sections where the grants are being reviewed, using the ever-popular Jedi Mind Trick. And at the end, I'd pull a Jacen Solo and become a Force-being, though not for just a bit.
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Post by devestator on Jul 15, 2006 17:16:50 GMT -5
I'd find out of Jedi could levitate (see the other thread)
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