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Post by superflytnt on Aug 25, 2006 9:57:50 GMT -5
Actually, my astute young friend, it's West Virginia where all things are relative.
Some KY Facts: How do you know that a toothbrush was invented in KY: Anywhere else it'd be a TEETHBRUSH.
What's a Tornado and a Kentucky Divorce have in common? Either way someone's losing a trailer.
What do you get when you have 32 Kentucky Belles in a room? A full set of teeth.
What's the most common menu item in Kentucky restaurants? Whiskey and cake.
What's the best thing to do in Kentucky? Leave.
Why is Kentucky like a stepping stone? It's just a place to stop before moving to where you really want to be.
How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb? What's a light bulb?
Why did they name a personal lubricant after Kentucky? If you move here, you're screwed.
A Kentucky man was sitting, scribbling on a piece of paper, and his wife came up to him and asked what he was up to. He declared, excitedly, "Ma, I've figgered out how to write!", and showed her the paper. She asked what it said, and he replied, "I dunno, I haven't figgered out how to read yet!"
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Post by YodaBreaker on Aug 25, 2006 11:57:33 GMT -5
Uh, Grey, Man, if you look closely, they're crotchless. If you were to read the above posts, you'd have realized that she is in fact a 'hottie' by some folks' standards. If she were TRULY wearing underoos, then that would indicate a VERY young person and would be utterly disturing that YB ( a Doctor Of Psychology ) would find her hot....although he is moving to TN, where that kind of thing is acceptable... Hee...yeah, Underoos are a right turn-off, even if they're worn by Cameron Diaz. And now I think I know just what "Sithspit" really means...and here I was, thinking it was a Star Wars curse, all along.
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Post by redemptionrocks on Aug 26, 2006 11:51:11 GMT -5
*watchs thread go helariously down hill*
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wickettheewok
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Post by wickettheewok on Aug 29, 2006 20:18:59 GMT -5
The sith babe's name is Darth Talon. She is one of the many new sith in a new star wars series. to learn more about what the hell is going on, pick up a copy of star wars insider.
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Post by superflytnt on Aug 30, 2006 7:17:53 GMT -5
Star Wars Insider? I smell someone walking around the mall with an FX lightsaber and a Jedi Robe! ;D
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Post by YodaBreaker on Aug 30, 2006 17:32:22 GMT -5
Now, now - my wife enjoys the Stargate magazine, and she doesn't prance around in fatigues bedecked with SG-1 patches and zat guns And there's information on her on WOokieepedia - thanks for the name to look up, wickettheewok!
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Post by superflytnt on Aug 30, 2006 23:28:15 GMT -5
Eff muy wyf end I cud reed, wed probly reed it tu! ;D
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wickettheewok
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Post by wickettheewok on Sept 5, 2006 6:13:43 GMT -5
Star Wars Insider? I smell someone walking around the mall with an FX lightsaber and a Jedi Robe! ;D Oh no!!!! You found me out. I am still saving for the fx saber and jedi robe, but does a darth nihilus costume count.
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Post by superflytnt on Sept 5, 2006 8:39:18 GMT -5
You're not right, boy. ;D
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Post by wickettheewok on Sept 7, 2006 18:53:19 GMT -5
Okay...... that was odd. But please don't criticize me because I like star wars. It hurts my feelings. LOL.
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Post by YodaBreaker on Sept 8, 2006 11:36:46 GMT -5
Okay...... that was odd. But please don't criticize me because I like star wars. It hurts my feelings. LOL. Just remember that when superflytnt says someone's not right, it's just a projection of his own feelings of inadequacy. If you believe that Freud-a-babble, anyway
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Post by superflytnt on Sept 8, 2006 13:53:07 GMT -5
Okay, Psycoboy! Inadequacies are obviously not there, you've seen the dime I married, jefe`! LMFAO ;D
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Post by YodaBreaker on Sept 8, 2006 15:37:01 GMT -5
Now, now, I didn't say that your wife was inadequate; in fact, perhaps she's a compensatory object Heavens know that my wife certainly compensates for a variety of my shortcomings (e.g., culinary, aesthetic, stress reactivity)...
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wickettheewok
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Post by wickettheewok on Sept 10, 2006 2:35:32 GMT -5
Wow. Look at how disfunctional we are. Talking about some new sith llord and now we are talking about superflytnt's wife. But wait........ does this hold a bigger meaning? OMG!!!!! HIS WIFE COULD BE A SITH LORD!!!!!!!!! ROTFL.
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Post by Locke333 on Sept 10, 2006 7:54:52 GMT -5
OMG, your rite whicket! i even see the resemblance!!(j/k
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