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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2007 9:40:57 GMT -5
Serious Theory: Hasbro is worried that the world is coming to an end and does not want to waste any more money on the new Attacktix releases. Non-Serious Theory: Hasbro knows that the world is coming to an end and does not want to waste any more money on the new Attacktix releases.
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Post by AWOL on Jun 28, 2007 11:30:05 GMT -5
Serious Theory: Habro is busy with other projects and will get to Attacktix when they're good and ready.
Non-Serious Theory: As we speak, millions of little plastic armed General Grievouses are marching to Washington DC to begin what history will remember as the Hasbro Solution.
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Post by YodaBreaker on Jun 28, 2007 20:41:09 GMT -5
Serious theory: Hasbro is attempting to sync up Star Wars, Transformers, and Marvel releases.
Semi-plausible theory: Hasbro has been too busy cranking out TF and FF4 movie memorabilia to worry about Attacktix.
Funny theory: Hasbro realized that manufacturing little plastic tchotchkes gobbles up valuable petroleum resources. Thus, in an effort to conserve resources, they're busy desperately trying to remold Attacktix using papier-mache.
Crackpot theory: Hasbro has received approval to conduct an experiment regarding the effects of frustration on a small segment of its market. First person who physically beats another member of this board will cause Phil Zimbardo to stop the horribly conceived, horribly unethical study.
Bizarre theory: Ducks.
Theory utterly baffling in its profundity: Ducks.
Theory to end all theories: GEESE!
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Post by grievous on Jun 28, 2007 21:03:37 GMT -5
I decided to test this theory on my brother, Jango. Let me know if his broken arm ends up getting the Attacktix out sooner! If you actually believe the above, I weep for all whom come into contact with you .
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Post by Spaceduck on Jun 29, 2007 2:37:21 GMT -5
One of Hasbro's slaves led a revolt.
"I'm a person, my name is Anakin, and I refuse to keep making these toys!"
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Post by superflytnt on Jun 29, 2007 9:00:04 GMT -5
I decided to test this theory on my brother, Jango. Let me know if his broken arm ends up getting the Attacktix out sooner! Yeah right, Jango would beat the brakes off you! ;D
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Post by Cona Chris on Jul 1, 2007 18:24:46 GMT -5
Don't the internet stores like Entertainment Earth and BBTS always get Attacktix in before they appear in retail stores? For some reason I always forget this every time... I think I'm going to wait to see the new boosters for sale on those sites before I make anymore ventures to Target/Wal-Mart/etc. that are solely to look for the new Attacktix.
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Post by YodaBreaker on Jul 1, 2007 20:25:19 GMT -5
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Post by Nick Vader on Jul 2, 2007 11:36:02 GMT -5
Serious theory: They're making us wait longer so we buy more once they come out (it's marketing)
Non-Serious theory: Bush raided Hasbro HQ to transform all their toys into oil.
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Post by greyelephant on Jul 2, 2007 11:42:09 GMT -5
Serious theory. I agree with Yoda breaker. I think they may be trying to get all three universes out at once instead of S.W. and T.F. then M. later on down the road. Insane theory. They made that darn Chuck Norris Attacktix that came to life after being struck by lightning and turned on everyone in the facility. They ended up having to drop an iron cage over the whole factory just to contain him. Unfortunately for us they are in the process of building an entirely new factory to produce more Attacktix. Just no more Chuck Norris ones!
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Post by superflytnt on Jul 2, 2007 12:20:49 GMT -5
I think that the production manager in China's scrotum burst spontaneously into white-hot flames upon realizing the grave error he had made in postponing the attacktix production runs. His Assistant Manager immediately started stomping on his scrotum to put it out, hence castrating and grievously wounding the poor guy. Once the production workers saw this, they started stomping the production manager as well, except they do it to revolt against the low pay and long hours. The Assistant Manager ran to call the Chi-Coms which consequently sent a Hind-D attack helicopter out which destroyed the facility, killing all inside, except the Production Manager who had narrowly escaped by fleeing the horde of nutbusters. He then came to the forefront of stardom after defecting and became known on American Idol as William Hung.
News at 11.
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Post by TheMindFreak on Jul 2, 2007 21:10:06 GMT -5
I dont no but i cant wait for jawa figs!
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Post by Phoenix on Jul 2, 2007 21:32:08 GMT -5
I dont no but i cant wait for jawa figs! We already have jawa figures.....
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Post by xanatos on Jul 5, 2007 12:03:14 GMT -5
Just get them online if you really want them, well S5 Starter Sets, otherwise, just get what there is, because you know there are no re releases for series 1, 2 or 3... Yet....
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Post by Ataru on Jul 5, 2007 18:59:02 GMT -5
I dont no but i cant wait for jawa figs! We already have jawa figures..... Well, we will be getting a new one in S5... actually it's just a droid that belongs to Jawas and has the Jawa faction; but still exciting for those who like Jawas. P.S. TheMindFreak: if you'd like more Jawas, try Mr. Manzo's links at the top of the screen. Ya know, Big Bad Toy Store.com, CCG Armory, and all the other stuff. If you're still a kid ask your parents first
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