phoenixflood
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Post by phoenixflood on Jul 5, 2007 22:45:56 GMT -5
Have you ever had somebody around you that never sees anything wrong in the world, or that dreaded morning person you wish would spontaneously combust. Well, I thought it would be fun to make up a story line about transformers that transforms Optimus Prime into Optimist Prime. No matter the odds, or how terrible the situation is he can always see the good in it.
The point of this thread for one person to come up with a terrible situation in one post and then someone else answers as Optimist Prime. You have to say something optimistic, otherwise you've missed the point. Then someone else will bring up another horrible situation and someone else will answer.
Here's the first post:
Hotrod: Hey Optimist, Blur just used all of our energon cubes and is talking even faster than before!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2007 10:57:30 GMT -5
Hotrod: Hey Optimist, Blur just used all of our energon cubes and is talking even faster than before! Optimist Prime: Well, at least he survived the power overload, and now, with his new-found speed and energy, he can help us produce more Energon cubes than ever before! Next dilemma: Perceptor: Optimist! Teletran 1 indicates that Kremzeek has returned! Scanners show a decreased amount of activity at the Decepticon base, leaving us to imply that he has single handedly eliminated our enemies. He is en-route from the Nemesis as we speak, and heading directly towards us!
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Post by autobot1000 on Jul 23, 2007 16:35:48 GMT -5
Optamist Prime:Well at least we wont have to worry about the decepticons next evil plot
Next Dilema:
Ratchet: Optamist i have to warn you, Acording to my records, if your killed the only Autobot left with a Matrix holder is Ultra Magnus
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2007 11:43:06 GMT -5
Ratchet: Optamist i have to warn you, Acording to my records, if your killed the only Autobot left with a Matrix holder is Ultra Magnus Optimist Prime: Hrrrmm..... It could be worse, that childish Hot Rod could be the last one with a holder! How funny that would be! To expand on this idea, anyone that's over 18, or at least old enough to handle strong language, go to YouTube and search for "The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime". ---------------------------------------------------------------- Next dilemma: Blaster: Yo Prime, Warpath's here with an urgent report. Warpath: Wam Bam, ZOWWW! Pop Pow Blurt Smash KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!! Blaster: Uhhh, whadda we do Prime?
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Post by InvaderJes on Jul 25, 2007 13:54:43 GMT -5
Optimist Prime: "No problem, Blaster. Start recording! When he finally ends his sentence, we can listen to the recording and put the message together. How bad could it be?" Epilogue: Spike ends up eaten by Starscream. _____________________________________________________
Next dilemma: Grimlock: "Me, Grimlock, am strongest one there is! More stronger than Optimus Prime. Optimus Prime weak. Me, Grimlock defeat Optimus Prime and be strongest leader ever!"
*I chose this cuz I just watched that episode. Grimlock's second best line ever was spoken in that ep. "Bad Megatron!" Crack me up.
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Post by ebiljawa on Jul 26, 2007 16:12:26 GMT -5
Optimist Prime: Well, at least I can finally retire!
Next!
Megatron: Mwahaha! Foolish Autobots! One more step and I destroy the Universe by pressing this Colourful Button Device*!
*Detonator.
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Post by Leumas on Jul 26, 2007 22:35:56 GMT -5
Optimist Prime: Well, at least the button is colorful.
Next Dilemma:
Scourge: *Roar* Optimist, I have captured Bumblebee and I am torturing him using a headless Barbie Doll and an egg beater! You will never stop me!!! *Roar*
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Post by phoenixflood on Jul 27, 2007 10:15:25 GMT -5
Optimist Prime: That's ok, Bumblebee likes a little S and M. Next Dilema: The writers of Beast Wars thought it would be a good Idea to make you a gorilla, Optimist.
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Post by autobot1000 on Jul 27, 2007 12:41:54 GMT -5
Next Dilema: The writers of Beast Wars thought it would be a good Idea to make you a gorilla, Optimist. Optimist Prime: Finally! I always loved those cute little things...whats a gorilla again? Next: Elita One: Im sorry, it's over. I'm leaving you....for bumblebee
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Post by willowstig on Sept 15, 2007 2:04:42 GMT -5
optimist: oh im so happy for you two here have my spare matrix!
Next Problem
Hotshot: Optimus grimlocks playing football with the matrix while juggling the allspark Grimlock: me grimlock me bestest footy man of them all me go rar
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Post by autobot1000 on Sept 17, 2007 6:42:37 GMT -5
Optimist: i know hotshot. i'm waiting for his next trick
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Perceptor: Help me Optimist I'm stuck in microscope mode
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Post by willowstig on Sept 20, 2007 1:47:29 GMT -5
Optimist: Atleast now you can watch free shows without even trying
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Ratchet:Sir Jazz is single-handedly trying to kill micheal bay and all his fans for giving him a crappy death..........and cos' off armageddon.
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Post by Leumas on Sept 20, 2007 8:38:54 GMT -5
Optimist: That's ok. I didn't really like the directing anyway...
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Megatron: Now that I have my penny collection completed, I shall harness all the copper and use my copper-ray to destroy the Autobots! Mwahahahaha!
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Post by willowstig on Sept 20, 2007 12:58:49 GMT -5
Optimist: Wouldn't you rather use them on penny pushers or those plushie claw things?
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Smokescreen: All the transformers nerds are gonna burn bumblebee at the stake because he changed his robot mode to a red jet!
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Post by InvaderJes on Sept 22, 2007 20:25:06 GMT -5
Smokescreen: All the transformers nerds are gonna burn bumblebee at the stake because he changed his robot mode to a red jet! The very idea upset me so much I couldn't think up an answer for Optimist.
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