Starwars Gangsta Rap Lyrics!

[vader101]

Here are the lyrics the the starwars gangsta rap! these are my lyrics, i did not copy and paste. Enjoy! ;D

its not the east or the west side, no it's not, its not the north or the south side, no it's not its the dark side you are correct. can't front the empire, all those vader haters out there, we'll blow your planet up! What is thy bidding my master? its a disaster! Skywalker were after. Can he be another dark jedi? Yes he will be a powerful allie. another dark jedi, he will join us or die! we got death star, yeah!, we got death star, yeah!, we got death star, yeah!, we got death star, yeah!. This is how we party...

Luke get your butt over here right now, and stop monkeying with that dang landspeeder! Where are them two droids i asked you to clean boy? Did you clean your room? Uncle Owen, i know im on probation, but you know i want to go to Tachi Station, I gotta lay away on the power converter, but your treating my like a scruffy lerf herder. Luke... use the force and run!, run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah, Luke... use the force and run!, run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah!

I'm Yoda! Im a soldya! I mold ya and i fold ya! I thought i told you. dont be unwise, judge me not by my size, you won't believe your eyes when the X-Wing rise. Yoda?!, why ya being a player hater, u know i still must confront lord vader. but luke, not ready are you. But theres a city in the clouds where there keepin my crew! A jedis gotta do what a jedis gotta do. so vader, now im comin for you!!

That's right R2, i gotta set a course. Were goin to cloud city. Ahh, thats might good genotonic, i gotta mix me up another.......

Impressive, now release your anger, you know that your in danger, ooohhh! whydya slice off my hand!! Its imperative that you understand. Obi-Wan would never bother, what he tell you 'bout yo father, he told me enough! He told me you killed him! Then theres something i must reveal then, im yo father, im yo father, im yo father, im yo father, im yo father, im yo father, knock him out the box luke! Knock him out! knock him out the box luke! Knock him out! Knock him out the box luke!!!......


There it is, the whole entiere Starwars Gangsta Rap!

[vader101]

there is just about 2-3 messups, but other than that, the rap is perfect!

[Jw18]

funny did u listen to the song while typing this lol
i know i'm on probation

[imvader3]

umm...you know that there is a 2nd part to this song,right?

[Jw18]

imvader3 said:

umm...you know that there is a 2nd part to this song,right?

yeah i do what brought that up?

[imvader3]

I was just wondering if you knew...thats all

[Ataru]

That's pretty funny! I like it! Though should it not go:

Yoda, I am! A soldya, I am!! Fold you, and mold you, I will! Thought I told you, I do. When the X-Wing rise, believe your eyes, you will not, judge me by my size, you will not, be unwise, do not.

Er... something like that...

[Nick Vader]

but then it wouldn't rhyme

[InvaderJes]

I used to have that on my computer, but lost it when my hard drive had a few bad days. I haven't gotten it again... yet. I love it, that's hilarious. 'We got Death Star'. Riot!

[superflytnt]

Superfly is the straight gangsta at 'Tix,
Gonna splinter yo bones like dey was sticks,
No fool, ya toys can't be fixed,
Den I'm like a magnet pickin up dem chicks.

You suckas wanna battle with the TNT,
But you suckas ain't near as bad as me,
Gonna beat you suckas so easily,
Ya go home head hangin like a willow tree.

<Chorus>
TNT gonna ghost you silly lil' punks
Don't even step cuz I don't giva F***
Gonna end up takin yo money like ya owe me
Cuz I roll 10 deep with that Ben Kenobi.
<End Chorus>

Try to step to me and you just got bodied,
Your lil' plastic toys meltin like hot tamales,
I ain't givin no presents so don't get jolly,
Just go back home on that LOSER trolley.

Gonna beat ya once I'm gonna beat ya twice,
You gonna get fried mo' times than chinese rice,
When you play me fool you just rollin the dice,
Gonna mushroom cloud you like a nuke device.

<Chorus>
TNT gonna ghost you silly lil' punks
Don't even step cuz I don't giva F***
Gonna end up takin yo money like ya owe me
Cuz I roll 10 deep with that Ben Kenobi.
<End Chorus>

So now I'm out but remember my song,
You goin' up in smoke like Cheech and Chong,
So realize I stomp fools just like King Kong,
Remember dat nobody plays them Tix' so strong.

Word to ya mudda ;D

[vader101]

ataru said:

That's pretty funny! I like it! Though should it not go:

Yoda, I am! A soldya, I am!! Fold you, and mold you, I will! Thought I told you, I do. When the X-Wing rise, believe your eyes, you will not, judge me by my size, you will not, be unwise, do not.

Er... something like that...

that would be a little confusing... lol, but good thinking anyways! ;D

[Ben Kenobi]

superflytnt said:

Superfly is the straight gangsta at 'Tix,
Gonna splinter yo bones like dey was sticks,
No fool, ya toys can't be fixed,
Den I'm like a magnet pickin up dem chicks.

You suckas wanna battle with the TNT,
But you suckas ain't near as bad as me,
Gonna beat you suckas so easily,
Ya go home head hangin like a willow tree.

<Chorus>
TNT gonna ghost you silly lil' punks
Don't even step cuz I don't giva F***
Gonna end up takin yo money like ya owe me
Cuz I roll 10 deep with that Ben Kenobi.
<End Chorus>

Try to step to me and you just got bodied,
Your lil' plastic toys meltin like hot tamales,
I ain't givin no presents so don't get jolly,
Just go back home on that LOSER trolley.

Gonna beat ya once I'm gonna beat ya twice,
You gonna get fried mo' times than chinese rice,
When you play me fool you just rollin the dice,
Gonna mushroom cloud you like a nuke device.

<Chorus>
TNT gonna ghost you silly lil' punks
Don't even step cuz I don't giva F***
Gonna end up takin yo money like ya owe me
Cuz I roll 10 deep with that Ben Kenobi.
<End Chorus>

So now I'm out but remember my song,
You goin' up in smoke like Cheech and Chong,
So realize I stomp fools just like King Kong,
Remember dat nobody plays them Tix' so strong.

Word to ya mudda ;D

Superfly's got his own theme song now, eh? I'll be looking for this song to be hitting the radio soon. Going platinum.

[bobafetch0007]

lol! I love TNT's song! o and as for the end it should go something like this:

"Yodabreakers always like, o im the best breaker in the world, I KILL YOU!"

[yyeeehhaaww]

cool

[blaczk]

this is the one created by the loser 45 year old right?